Song for Winners
You are a hero now
Everyone loves you
Your body is toned
Your hairline wavy
And your smile a glow

They hang by your words
Laugh at your jokes
(the women find them hot)
They wish they were you

You can do great feats
Like holding your breath
For ninety nine seconds
You make them take odds
In the washroom there
And hope they do lose the bet
To get into your bed

You can pose for the photograph
And drive a fast car
You are so good at it for sure
Whatever it is you do

They want to know your secret
And you can give it all away
You pretend like its nothing
You are freezing into a smile